Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
When the boogyman goes to sleep every night he checks the closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a man of few words
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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